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21 September 2009 @ 01:19 pm
HOUSE AND HEROES PREMIERES TOGETHER. SAME NIGHT. SAME TIME SLOT. NORMALLY I'D SAY THOSE HOUSE PEOPLE ARE INFERIOR. INFERIOR. PARTICULARLY THOSE CHAMERON FREAKS. THEY'RE WORSE THAN SYKE/LULAR FUCKERS. BUT, FUCK IT, SOLIDARITY IN CAPS(EXCEPT YOU, capslock_lost >:O ANGRY FACE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! WASTING VALUABLE CAPS ON A SHOW LIKE LOST!?).

I PROPOSE WE MAKE MACARONI ART OF HOUSE/MR. MUGGLES. OR GLUE AND GLITTER ~*DAZZLE ART*~. OR PHOTOSHOP MANIPS. OR CRUDE STICK FIGURE MSPAINTS. OR DRABBLES. OR SOMETHING.
 
 
17 August 2009 @ 12:55 am
 I HAVE BEEN REWATCHING THE SERIES ALL WEEK. GOD ITS SO GOOD IT HURTS. LITERALLY SEVENTEEN EPISODES IN A ROW ON MONDAY. SHIIIIIIT.


IS IT WRONG THAT I THINK THE SYLAR/ELLE COMBO IS HOTT (YES TWO T'S)?!?!


SOOO LETS BRING BACK THE LIFE TO THIS COMM. WHO WOULD YOU SHOOT/FUCK/MARRY

SYLAR, PETER, PARKMAN?
 
 
27 April 2009 @ 07:15 pm
REMEMBER

SPOILERS = SYLAR IS GOING TO RAPE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO.

ALSO, IS TILL OWE SOEMONE MSPAINTBRUSHINGS.
 
 
20 April 2009 @ 02:00 pm
SOMEBODY IN THE WRITER'S ROOM HAS BEEN WATCHING PSYCHO
 
 
 
 
31 March 2009 @ 12:51 am
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH

WHY
WHY HEROES WHY MUST YOU BE GOOD AGAIN

YOU WERE ALWAYS WATCHABLE, IT WAS BETTER THAN THE SEMINAL EIGHT'S SHOW, EIGHT IS ENOUGH BUT CHRIST ALMIGHTY

STOP KICKING ME IN THE BALLS LIKE THIS.
 
 
FIRST: UM... OMG!! :D CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY PEOPLE'S MINDS WOULD BLOW UP BY WATCHING CARUSO KICK QUINTO'S ASS?!?!? I MEAN, HONESTLY. I'D PAY BIG BUCKS TO SEE THAT. FR SRS.

OKAYOKAY,  HERE IT IS:

KAYSO, THE POLICE DEPARTMENT IN MIAMI ARE "HEROES" IN THEIR OWN WAY: AND BY THAT, I MEAN THEY'RE TOTALLY ON THE LIST. DON'T HAVE YOUR MIND EXPLODE JUST YET!!

THEIR POWERS ARE: DRIVING A HUMMER WITHOUT STOPPING FOR GAS (OBVIOUSLY HORATIO), LOOKING UP AND BEING IN A STRIP CLUB (MR. RYAN, LMAO), UNDRESSING SOMEBODY WITH THEIR EYES (OBVIOUSLY FUCKING DELKO, WHO CAN DO THIS ALREADY), SEDUCE ANYBODY WITH A FLICK OF HER HAIR (CALLEIGH), BE HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A PIECE OF WOOD AND NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE (THE NEW M.E. ON HOUSELOL WHAT? SHE'S NOT ON HOUSE, BRAIN.), AND SOME OTHER SHIT.

AND SYLAR IS ALL "I WANT TO UNDRESS PEOPLE WITH  MY EYES AND DRIVE A HUMMER WITHOUT STOPPING FOR GAS!!" AND GOES TO MIAMI, BUT CLAIRE IS VACATIONING THERE AND IS ALL "SYLAR, WHY HAVE YOU RUINED MY VACA?" AND HE'S ALL "STFU, BITCH, WHERE'S THE CRIME PEOPLE?" AND THEN SHE'S ALL "THERE'S NO CRIME, DUMB ASS" AND THEN HE KILLS HER AND WAITS FOR SOMEBODY TO SHOW UP.

HORATIO SHOWS UP AND SYLAR GETS THE JUMP ON HIM. HE BUM RUSHES HIM AND SHIT, BUT HORATIO PUTS ON HIS SUN GLASSES (WHICH HAVE THEIR OWN SPECIAL ABILITY, FTW!!!!) AND SYLAR IS SUDDENLY DEAD... OR SO EVERYONE THINKS!!!!!!

HE AND CLAIRE WAKE UP ABOUT THE SAME TIME IN THE MORGUE, WHEN THAT NEW M.E. IS STILL THERE, AND SHE'S ALL "OMFG DELKO, RYAN, THIS JOKE IS SO NOT FUCKING FUNNY" AND KYLE IS ALL "OMFG ZOMBIES!!!!111111!!!" SYLAR KILLS KYLE BECAUSE HE WON'T STFU, AND CLAIRE ANGSTS ABOUT IT AND ESCAPES, AND HORATIO IS READY TO KILL SYLAR. NOBODY FUCKS WITH HORATIO'S FAMILY!!

THE FINAL FACE-OFF: HORATIO RUNS SYLAR OVER WITH HIS HUMMER AND TURNS HIM OVER TO A FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD KILLER. (YES, I JUST CROSSED THIS WITH DEXTER. SUCK IT BITCHES.)

{AND THIS CONCLUDES MY HALF-ASSED ATTEMPT AT A FANFIC}


 
 
21 March 2009 @ 01:23 pm
SO I HAD A DREAM A WHILE AGO, AND WEEVIL TOLD BE I SHOULD WRITE IT INTO A BEAUTIFUL AND TOUCHING WORK OF FANFICTION. SO I AM. OKAY.

WHY HRG IS THE BADDEST ASS OF BADASSERY TOWN.

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED A COMMUNITY OF SEAFARING MICE. THEY WERE PRETTY RAD BECAUSE THEY LIVED ON A MOUSE-SIZED BATTLESHIP AND WORE LITTLE MOUSE-SIZED ADMIRAL HATS. ALL WAS GOOD IN THE MOUSE NAVY.

UNTIL...

THE MICE LAND ON THE BEACH AND ALL GET OUT TO LIKE, DO THEIR LAUNDRY OR PAINT THE SHIP OR SOMESHIT. WHEN NOAH BENNET SPOTS THE PARKED BATTLE SHIP. BENNET APPROACHED THE MOUSE CAPTAIN AND STOOD BEFORE HIM, "THIS IS MY SHIP NOW, I'M TAKING IT OVER. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, YOU'RE MICE. SO, YOU CAN EITHER COME WITH ME AND BE MY SLAVES... UH, I MEAN CREW ABOARD ~~MY~~ BATTLESHIP OR YOU CAN STAY HERE AND BE EATEN BY CRABS."

THE MICE LOOKED OUT OVER THE ROCKY SURF AND BEHELD DOZENS OF CRABS LYING IN WAIT. THEY WOULD SURELY BE EATEN IF THEY STAYED ON THE BEACH, AND THE SAFETY OF THE FOREST WAS LIKE, 500 MOUSE MILES AWAY. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY MUST DO.

AND SO BENNET SQUEEZED INTO THE BATTLESHIP AND SAILED OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH HIS MOUSEY SLAVES, ER, CREW. AND BOMBED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE.

THE END.





 
 
09 March 2009 @ 10:01 pm
UM SO WHERE'S LUKE.


GOD DAMMIT, NBC.
JAILBAIT IS LIKE HAM SANDWICHES. YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE OR TRUCKERS WILL STEAL IT.
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
09 March 2009 @ 01:39 pm
!!!

HTTP://TWITTER.COM/GREGGRUNBERG

HE CAPSLOCKED, ABOUT HEROES.

HE'S ONE OF US.